Things the Twilight characters would never say

**Queen of Angst**

Any of the characters. Please do not make individual threads for individual characters.

Jane: Edward, will you marry me?

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My typing fingers are the portal to my soul
--Samantha Cullen
If you wanna scream, scream loudly
--Lilly Cullen
Friends don't put friends on their hitlists
--yours truly
Veni, Vidi, Visa... I came, I saw, I did a little shopping...
--Fumbling towards Ecstasy

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**KenshinLillith_Lovett**

Edward: Mike Honey I love you Lets make hot gay love!

**Queen of Angst**

*snicker*

emmett: i am madly in love with draco malfoy.

_________________
My typing fingers are the portal to my soul
--Samantha Cullen
If you wanna scream, scream loudly
--Lilly Cullen
Friends don't put friends on their hitlists
--yours truly
Veni, Vidi, Visa... I came, I saw, I did a little shopping...
--Fumbling towards Ecstasy

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see our blog at: http://inkdrinkersunite.blogspot.com/